The Shitty Gift collection for Mothers Day. which shitty gift would you like?:snotty tissue (doesn't include fondu fork) Maybe a less aggressive term

Maybe a less aggressive term might be  authoritative

Swazzy second hand glittery striped ladies low V neck top In perfect condition

A gentle wipe down rather than a rigorous pounding with a scouring pad

And as mum's are grateful for any old tut

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